Earlier today, the heads of GM, Ford and Chrysler appeared together in front of Congress to ask for a $25 billion bailout. When asked what they would do with the money, all three of them said, "Buy a new BMW."
Barack Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha made their first visit to the White House. The girls were excited to see where they'll be living, and President Bush was excited to finally have somebody to play hide-and-seek with.
Today is Larry King's birthday. As a result, we are now experiencing a worldwide candle shortage.